Sweet Swine County - Schools

Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin' has two Purrdoo University-trained professors regularly hold classes one day a week to prepare students of Sweet Swine County for the best jobs around. PU is proud to welcome visiting Professor, Ronnie P. Silage, as an adjunct instructor of poetry. Other alumni and sometime visiting teachers include Safety Expert, Elmer Plow; "Cookin' It Up With Betty" host, food specialist beyond the beyond, Betty Thompson; Entrepreneur and Sweet Swine County’s most successful businessman, Cousin John; and local attorney, Lawyer Ed. Phew!

“Flat Land High” is home to the sometimes-winning horseshoe team, “Flat Land Prairie Dogs.” Located one mile outside the town of Corn Row, it was built in 1907 when citizens from all over the county donated bricks from their abandoned well houses. The school holds classes every Tuesday and Thursday to prepare students to meet the challenges of life in Sweet Swine County. Many graduates go on to college at Purrdoo University, Sweet Swine County's Institute For Hire Learnin'.